i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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