Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
