sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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