I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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