Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
