Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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