You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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