did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
