I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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