I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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