i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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