R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize