what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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