I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You can't just leave with hair like that
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
