Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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You. Win. At. Life.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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