Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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