You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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