IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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