Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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