Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
