VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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