have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We left an ass print on the piano.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
