you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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