Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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