Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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