She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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