my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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