wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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