Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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