I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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