I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Vodka?
Forever.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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