Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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