Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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