"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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