This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
NoShamevember. You game?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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