There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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