So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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