Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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