I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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