and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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