I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Randomize
