Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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