I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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