so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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