I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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