: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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