let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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