belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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