Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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