About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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