Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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