If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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